All around the Muldowny House,The momma chastised the daddy.The daddy repeatedly brought up her sins,Pop! goes the tempers.The son smoked a pipe of pot,The daughter ate the brownies.Threw it up and made like nice,Pop! goes the family.
All around the Muldowny House,The daddy resented the mommy.The mommy cuts off the sex,Pop! goes the tempers.They started going at it with each other again. Stress and tension rose again in the Muldowny household, and the cycle resumed. So,The son flunked every class,The daughter cut inside her thighs.Both found ways to get high,Pop! goes the family.